I was trying to explain Howl’s Moving Castle to my dad and what I ended up saying was “it’s about a wizard who makes his house walk around to avoid the draft” and that’s simultaneously not what it’s about at all and exactly what it’s about
being a mcu actor has gotta be like a horror film you wake up and go to your little green screen box a man in a trenchcoat hands you the script for the day and every other line is redacted you dont even know what movie youre filming they put a nerf gun to your head that theyll cgi later and are like. say the lines tom.
Seeing Chris Evans in Knives Out was like watching those videos of lab animals going outside for the first time.
if i were toby fox i would tweet “so honoured that megalovania was played in front of the pope yesterday! especially since i’ve always thought of sans as catholic” and then turn off my phone
the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude
this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.
Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “…Is that the winter soldier.’
and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based.
“Oh FUCK we gotta GO!”
Jake Thehenchman: Wait is it just me… or is that the winter soldier
Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I’m being catfished?
Jake: Do a reverse google image search
Greg: …I’m not finding it
Jake: Wait
Greg: Wait.
Jake: Is that his actual profile?!
Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!
Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.
Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier
Jake: Yeah.
Greg: Crazy.
Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.
Greg: I’ll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away–
